Like this:

So after Agnes got up this morning, she promptly looked right into the camera and said “Crap Cook Som Wabook Knockey.” I looked back and shrugged at her. She then proceeded to make the bed and go to the kitchen to make autumn salad. All things which didn’t phase me. I was reading my Biopsychology textbook and looking at the snow which was making me mad out my window.  Yes, I said snow. After all this happened, Agnes managed (of her own accord, traditional Agnes behaviour) to invite her fiance over for a quick, efficient wedding to the soon to be Moose. (that may not have been her intention, but she did invite him over).

In the shadow of her house where she had lived so long with the ghost of her former husband, Agnes Crumplebottom and Geoffrey (now Moose) Landgraab, united to form Mr. and Mrs. Moose and Agnes Crumplebottom.  Then, the merging of households screen came up and I had some pondering to do.  What would Agnes want? First off, I decided that since she hated both Nancy and the ghost that Agnes would want them living together in her opulant but drably decorated house.  That was enough for me and Nancy  moved into Agnes’s old house with the ghost.

 

But… what to do with young Malcolm, who had so lovingly shared his computer with Agnes when she was inappropriately using his bathtub many moons ago?

 

He is so innocent in that picture (and rather less chubby than the Malcolm you will see in a few moments).  Agnes decided that although she did not feel happy towards those who had done her wrong (although I’m not sure Nancy is at fault in any of this… but thats my personal opinion) — Malcolm did not deserve to spend the rest of his childhood in a weird broken home with his single mother and the ghost of his step-mom’s former husband (hows that for child trauma?) Therefore, Agnes and Moose moved in to the Landgraab’s house.  (They also did this because I loveeeed the way the Landgraab’s house looked and it was worth way more… but that was my reason not Agnes’s.)

See the pretty house?

See how there is no snow on the ground? That is just my “I-hate-snow” early November winter snowstorm anger influencing this post… obviously there is no weather anywhere in Sunset Valley.

Moose looked particularly happy with this plan. He got to keep the house his family was so famous in the neighbourhood for owning. He won his son in the rather skewed divorce proceedings (since Agnes and I got to decide), and he was also on his way to the bedroom to relax…

A minute later the sounds of a lullaby softly floated through the room. Agnes and Moose kissed happily, without their lips touching… of course.

Downstairs, his aging perhaps encouraged by the sounds of the lullaby, or the excitement of living with a new mom, or just maybe he was finally old enough to be done being a child… Malcolm Crumplebottom (nee Landgraab) grew from an adorable child..

Into a slightly chubby teenager with the excitable trait.

Not so cute anymore eh? It’s okay.. obviously the assigned trait from the game had to do with Nancy’s lousy upbringing of Malcolm..

 

Agnes will fix all that.

 

Tune in Monday to see Moose get his official name from city hall, the nooboo (Sim baby), and Malcolm’s makeover.

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